Origami Jokes

Finward · Post by **Finward** » May 9th, 2008, 10:26 pm

angrydemon wrote:What do origamists do when they're emo?

They give themselves paper cuts.

What!? The emo phenomenom has arrived that far????

I thought it was almost a local issue...

nonkelgans · Post by **nonkelgans** » May 24th, 2008, 10:44 am

LOL

cedison · Post by **cedison** » May 25th, 2008, 11:35 pm

Why did the tesselator get excited when she went to the zoo?

Cause she saw Elephant Hide.

Why did the duck get mad?

A dollar folder tried to crease his bill.

What did the parallel line say to the other parallel line?

Pleat to meet you.

Why did the emo folder quit his folding group?

He was told no cutting was allowed.

angrydemon · Post by **angrydemon** » May 26th, 2008, 4:47 am

Why did the origami chicken cross the road?

To fold over to the other side!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! *choke* *splutter* *cough* HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

*everyone stares at me like I lost my mind*

Joseph Wu · Post by **Joseph Wu** » May 26th, 2008, 6:08 am

angrydemon wrote:*everyone stares at me like I lost my mind*

Oh, we figured that out a long time ago, TJ.

Finward · Post by **Finward** » May 26th, 2008, 10:57 pm

Conversation between a Kirigamist and an origamist
K: I would like to get some emo paper
O: For what?
K: So it cuts itself...

All right, perhaps it was just enough for emos and folding.

InsomniacFolder · Post by **InsomniacFolder** » May 29th, 2008, 1:20 pm

Why are Origamians rubbish at ironing?
They keep trying to fold the crease patterns

Who is the Origamians favourite composer?
'Sousa
(This stretches the limit of the rubbish pun beyond breaking point - must buy better quality hand made puns from Origamido)

likeaboss · Post by **likeaboss** » November 6th, 2011, 5:01 pm

*edit*

Argonaut · Post by **Argonaut** » November 7th, 2011, 2:18 am

That's an awfully long list of puns. How long did it take you to put that together?

Ondrej.Cibulka · Post by **Ondrej.Cibulka** » November 7th, 2011, 10:15 am

This is funny for native speakers.

Jakeplusplus · Post by **Jakeplusplus** » November 9th, 2011, 9:42 pm

likeaboss, you pun like a boss!

Axel´s Origami · Post by **Axel´s Origami** » November 9th, 2011, 10:19 pm

Finward wrote:
angrydemon wrote:What do origamists do when they're emo?

They give themselves paper cuts.
What!? The emo phenomenom has arrived that far???? I thought it was almost a local issue...

It's the internet, few things are local

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